PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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