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So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
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I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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