Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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