idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
That's intense
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Randomize
