Have you finally orgasmed yet?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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