Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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