I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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