I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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