What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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