they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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