That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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