Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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