So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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