Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
that may or may not have been my penis.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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