I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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