I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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