you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
should my penis look like a turkey
Just invented taco cereal.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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