You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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