Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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