I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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