You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
My life is pants optional.
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