She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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