absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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