sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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