But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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