I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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