Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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