either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
We don't watch enough power rangers
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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