Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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