but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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