You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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