Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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