So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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