Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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