I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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