even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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