I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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