just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm at about main and main street
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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