discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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