im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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