I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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