I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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