Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I want to fling myself into the sun
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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