she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
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this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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