she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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