Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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