the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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