Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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