More tranny stories later!
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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