we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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