That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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