What a fucking waste of an outfit
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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