Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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