How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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