She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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